your url makes this 10x funnier
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are